Alexandra Bischoff
  • ALEXANDRA BISCHOFF
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    • beholden
    • cherry shrimp and golden Laure
    • crick
    • give my regrets
    • Here you go, Bernard
    • house poor
    • Notes on Madonna
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    • Rereading Room: the Vancouver Women's Bookstore (1973-1996)
    • secretory
    • spit shine
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    • au clair de la lune
    • a muse me
    • a woman’s charm
    • Dear Large Bachelor
    • eggshells, eggshells
    • For the Good Times
    • "GAGS"
    • Iron-Woman
    • I SEE THINGS IN YOU (36 Vancouver Galleries)
    • long distance
    • L'Origine, Plucked
    • no, tell me
    • "Peach Fuzz Honies" (sic)
    • Peep Show Pop-Up
    • Plucking L'Origine
    • Skin on Skin
    • sleepy selfies
    • SOOT
    • Suds-Bucket
    • thrum
  • ALEXANDRA BISCHOFF
    • Statement & CV
  • Recent
    • beholden
    • cherry shrimp and golden Laure
    • crick
    • give my regrets
    • Here you go, Bernard
    • house poor
    • Notes on Madonna
    • The Readers
    • Rereading Room: the Vancouver Women's Bookstore (1973-1996)
    • secretory
    • spit shine
  • Archive
    • au clair de la lune
    • a muse me
    • a woman’s charm
    • Dear Large Bachelor
    • eggshells, eggshells
    • For the Good Times
    • "GAGS"
    • Iron-Woman
    • I SEE THINGS IN YOU (36 Vancouver Galleries)
    • long distance
    • L'Origine, Plucked
    • no, tell me
    • "Peach Fuzz Honies" (sic)
    • Peep Show Pop-Up
    • Plucking L'Origine
    • Skin on Skin
    • sleepy selfies
    • SOOT
    • Suds-Bucket
    • thrum
crick, 2019
video of a painting on a large crack in the wall of the artist’s home, documented over the course of one morning, to be shown on a large CRT monitor turned on its side
12 minutes 48 seconds, looped
February, 2020: There was a large crack in the wall of my new Montreal apartment. I could see it when I lay in bed. The crack shaped my adoration for the place—I tend to love bruises in old buildings—but also cradled the sleepless anxieties of bad landlords, squirrel nests, and heating bills. My partner wanted it covered up. I wanted to see it golden-gilded, so I painted it.
My absentee landlord recently destroyed it. At least he's fixing things, yes?
  • ALEXANDRA BISCHOFF
    • Statement & CV
  • Recent
    • beholden
    • cherry shrimp and golden Laure
    • crick
    • give my regrets
    • Here you go, Bernard
    • house poor
    • Notes on Madonna
    • The Readers
    • Rereading Room: the Vancouver Women's Bookstore (1973-1996)
    • secretory
    • spit shine
  • Archive
    • au clair de la lune
    • a muse me
    • a woman’s charm
    • Dear Large Bachelor
    • eggshells, eggshells
    • For the Good Times
    • "GAGS"
    • Iron-Woman
    • I SEE THINGS IN YOU (36 Vancouver Galleries)
    • long distance
    • L'Origine, Plucked
    • no, tell me
    • "Peach Fuzz Honies" (sic)
    • Peep Show Pop-Up
    • Plucking L'Origine
    • Skin on Skin
    • sleepy selfies
    • SOOT
    • Suds-Bucket
    • thrum